On steroids: "There are no shortcuts.
The fact that a shortcut is important
to you means that you are a pussy. "
Mark Rippetoe - Strength Coach and Philosopher
Crossfit Everett deems it necessary to let our good readers know that we can confirm pussy's do take shortcuts. My second cousin's cat, Joker, used to cut through our yard to catch field mice. I do not know if the mice were on the juice or not. Some had tattoos and flashes of rage though. I did notice Joker had abnormally large whiskers.